Serpent Potion Number Twelve

An Official Educational Presentation • 1967 Bureau of Arcane Hygiene

Young mages and apprentices — pay close attention. In this modern age of controlled thaumaturgy, many practitioners suffer from calcified mage gates. These blockages restrict the natural flow of ætheric current, limiting your potential to mere parlor tricks and candle-lighting cantrips.

Fortunately, the alchemical pioneers at the Serpent Consortium have formulated Serpent Potion Number Twelve — the proven elixir for unlocking and decalcifying the inner mage gates.

Regular ingestion (one dram at each equinox and solstice) promotes:

• → Restoration of full-spectrum mana conductivity
• → Removal of pineal fluoride accumulations
• → Amplification of spell potency by up to 300%
• → Vivid dream-channel communion with higher serpentine intelligences

Warning: Over-application may result in temporary ophidian ocular phenomena or mild ego dissolution. Consult your lodge master before use. Not approved for use by apprentices under Grade III.

Produced by the Council for Responsible Sorcery • In Cooperation with the Department of Metaphysical Public Health