Ethics

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At MAGICSOFT we take ethics extremely seriously—so seriously that we accidentally shipped them to production without documentation, comments, or a way to reproduce.

Our Ethical Pillars (allegedly)

  1. Don’t be unlawful. Our lawyers said this one is rock solid.
  2. Consent is magic. When in doubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask twice.
  3. Orb etiquette. If an Orb is glowing red, it’s recording your poor life choices.
  4. Reverse necromancy. We do not resurrect dead products without a changelog.

Note: This page is satire. For real-world concerns, contact your dimension’s regulator.

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